Be ready for extreme sarcasm

What is this??? With your IQ, I don't think you'll understand.

 
Hey, what a coincidence! You've the same name as my dog!

You are so funny,  that you're making everyone laugh.. AT you, not with you.

Other than being disgusting, irritating, stupid, smelly, etc., etc... you're actually quite okay.

When your younger sibling says "My Maths is getting better" or something similar...
Looks like the skills I've passed down to you have paid off after all.


This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.


Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.


All the pictures are copied from Google Images... not mine....don't sue me....where in the world do you have enough money to sue me anyway...